Mid Week Funny

Basic Flying Rules:

1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.

2. Do not go near the edges of it.

3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space.

4. It is much more difficult to fly there.

Waiting

I ovulated!  Or at least I did according to the pee-on-a-stick test thingy . About 5 days ago…

So now we wait.

And wait.

And wait.

I hate waiting, I have NO patience.

I also have very erratic cycles so I really don’t know exactly when I should be peeing on the pregnancy stick.  I figure that Monday will be the first one, if its negative I will wait (again) for a few days and then try…

Did I mention I hate waiting?

Girls Girls Girls

At the ripe old age (ha ha) of 30 I find myself with more female friends than I have ever had at any one time before.

Some are married, some are divorced, some are single, some have older kids, some have newborns and some dont have kids at all.

Some I have known for many many years, some I have only recently met and some I have known all my life.

Some I met at school, some I met at work and some I met through the internet.

I am truly blessed to be surrounded by these strong, capable, amazing women, to be able to learn from them, to commiserate with them and celebrate with them.

To you all, you know who you are, thank you for enriching my life with your friendships.

Spoilt rotten!

My Mother-in-law came back from visiting my Sister-in-law and her new baby in Australia today and we got thoroughly spoilt!

Nommy treats
Nommy treats
Fantastic Bonds slippers and beautiful necklace and earings
Fantastic Bonds slippers and beautiful necklace and earrings
Shirts for Paul
Shirts for Paul
Shirts for Aaron
Shirts for Aaron
Funky PJ's for Aaron (the spider is glow in the dark!)
Funky PJ's for Aaron (the spider is glow in the dark!)
Not sure what you call this but you put it in the garden and the wind turns it and its pretty...
Not sure what you call this but you put it in the garden and the wind turns it and its pretty...

So we got very very spoilt! Thank you Bobba Hilary!

Invisible man??

This poem has been sneaking up on me a lot lately so I thought I would share it with you all…

Yesterday upon the stair
I saw a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away
When I came home last night at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn’t see him there at all!
Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!
Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door
Last night I saw upon the stair
A little man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away

Antigonish” (1899) William Hughes Mearns

Atonement

This evening starts the holiest of holy days in the Jewish calendar, Yom Kippur.

A day of intense prayer and fasting in which we ask for forgivness for any wrongs commited over the past year and we repent any of those wrongs. Hopefully G-d will wipe our slate clean for the comming year.

So, I ask for forgiveness from those I have hurt intentionally or unintentionally.  May you all have a meaningful and easy fast!

Oh baby!

My BFF, a woman I count as my sister,  had her beautiful baby boy yesterday evening.  He weighs 3.85kg and is 50cm long.

Beanie

Welcome little man!