Im pretty sure I have mentioned some of these before but I cant be arsed to look.

• Chewing with your mouth open.
• Talking with your mouth full. DONT DO THAT!
• Talking over me when I am telling you something.  Wait for me to finish, then you can have your say.
• Behaving like you are stupid when you and I both know you are smarter than that.  The dumb blonde/I’m so helpless act is annoying.