How do you ambulate?

{Ambulatation!}

The staff at work laugh at me all the time.  I never, ever, ever walk slowly.

I don’t amble, I don’t stroll, I don’t meander. I don’t plod.

I stride, I march, I practically run!

Even if I have all the time in the world, I walk fast.

I have no patience for people that walk slowly in front of me.  Especially when they take up the entire passage space.  I always pass them and carry on.  I look like I’m rushing somewhere but I’m really not.  I just don’t see the point in walking slowly.

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How do you move?  Fast?  Slow? Somewhere in the middle?