Lets take a moment to discuss the coins in the lining of my jacket…

There are 3 of them. 2 small coins and 1 larger one.

The jacket is a K-Way down jacket from Cape Union Mart.

Edited to add: There were no coins in the jacket when I bought it!!

It has 4 pockets.

There are no holes in any of the pockets.

4 separate people (and myself) have literally turned the jacket inside out searching for any holes.

There are none.

Yet, there are 3 coins floating around in the lining of my jacket.

How even?

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Its driving me insane. I can feel them every time I put my hand in my pocket. I cannot find any holes. GAH!!!

So, this morning I placed 4 x 10 agorot pieces in the jacket pockets, 1 coin in each pocket and then zipped them up. 

Now we wait and see which coin disappears and then search that pocket for a hole.

And if there is no hole?

You may just find me rocking myself and a bottle of whiskey under my desk.