Me: Hi, can I place an order to collect on Sunday?
Butcher: No, but you can come in on Sunday.
Me: So you can guarantee that I will get what I need if I just come in?
Me: So you cant guarantee me what I need and you wont take an order?
Butcher: Ok, give me your order.
Me: So you will have it for me on Sunday?
Butcher: I cant promise.
Me: So why are you taking my order?
Me: Never mind, I will go to another butcher!
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