Aaron has reached THAT age…
Aaron: Why? Why mommy? Why is the robot (traffic light) green?
Me: So we can go.
Me: So we dont sit here all day.
Me: Cause I want to go home and weewee.
Me: Cause I dont want to wee in my pants.
Aaron: I weed in the toilet!
Me: What a good boy.
Me: Why what?
Aaron: Why is the robot green?
Me: *Bangs head on steering wheel*
My mom said I should just answer any why with: “Cause pigs dont fly in the middle of July!” and see what happens…