Aaron is in the bath, I’m about to wash his hair.
Aaron: ‘I need to get the face cloth because-‘
Me: ‘Yes Aaron, get the face cloth.’
Aaron: ‘-I need to put it over my face-‘
Me: ‘Yes Aaron, just get the cloth.’
Aaron: ‘Moooooommmmmm, you are a real Israeli!’
Me: ‘Why do you say that?’
Aaron: ‘Because you are so impatient!’
Aaron: ‘Why do they even have a word for patience in Hebrew? Israelis are never patient.’
And there you have it, the reason I am a real Israeli.