Why does Aaron think I’m a real Israeli?

Aaron is in the bath, I’m about to wash his hair.

Aaron: ‘I need to get the face cloth because-‘

Me: ‘Yes Aaron, get the face cloth.’

Aaron: ‘-I need to put it over my face-‘

Me: ‘Yes Aaron, just get the cloth.’

Aaron: ‘Moooooommmmmm, you are a real Israeli!’

Me: ‘Why do you say that?’

Aaron: ‘Because you are so impatient!’

Aaron: ‘Why do they even have a word for patience in Hebrew? Israelis are never patient.’

And there you have it, the reason I am a real Israeli.